shut up

When my dad was like 4 years old he got lost in a Walmart store in Alabama and some old couple found him and adopted him. Sixty four years later his bio parents came to pick him up and he immediately turned them into a chair made of bones. Iain M Banks would be proud.

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

I love how you can turn anyt*hing into a slur