I am hungover and full of regrets.

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I am hungover and full of regrets.
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People be talking bout how iconic Violet’s posts are, but Taylor here has their own distinct flavor too

And theyre both great



I was going to Taco Bell and I asked my buddy if he wanted me to grab him anything. He said, “No, thanks. I don’t want diarrhea.” I told him he should just order something else. I don’t even think diarrhea is on their menu.


I eat what a lot of people consider nightmare hot food and this never happens to me. Are y’all just mega fiber deficient or something???

Assuming this is the perspective of Americans, about 19 in 20 Americans do not eat enough fiber.

The easiest way for me was to embrace some good keto bread brands as they seem to really pack in the fiber




Not sure that would sound like a good idea to me even when I’m drunk


“The smells dee you haven’t thought of the smells!!”


sounds like a pain in the ass


I’m so used to spicy that I don’t feel it in either when entering or exiting.
The thing is, why do we have capsaicin receptors in our asses? It’s weird.

why do we have capsaicin receptors in our asses?

So you can enjoy that spicy food twice.

The heat brings you joy twice, I get it now.



we have capsaicin receptors in the recthm? I think i dont



You did this to yourself

Pretty sure someone did it to them.



Back in the day we called it the diobble-wobble, then later just the yobble-wobble or yobblin’


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