piefed.eeThere'll be no frustrations, just friendly crustaceans
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Damn, the glass ceiling is real!
please don’t break it, it means you’re in a greenhouse. just use the door
if you want to lure men to their death just become an army recruitment officer
do i get to clam my tits as an army recruitment officer?
Whatever brings the boys to the frontlines
i’m gonna need a shitload of clams
do you think we’re communists? No you don’t get to claim the tits, you get to rent them at a low cost.
It’s not like clams only exist if you’re a mermaid.
Women absolutely do not need to be mermaids to lure men to their deaths. We will willingly follow if she makes it sound like there will be handholding at some point.
And now I’m curious what that sound would sound like………….
Edit : sorry - totally misread your post. You didn’t say “Make a sound like there would be handholding” did you? (Yeah - just ignore this entire post because wow…..)
This is also how I read it for some reason!
I believe that sound would be my heart exploding lol
or cornbread. the things i would do for a fresh pan of good cornbread
Three young Dutch girls lured Nazis to their death in WWII.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Oversteegen
If mermaids don’t have periods, does that mean they reproduce like fish and hatch from eggs??
If they didn’t birth live young they wouldn’t need tiddies
This was not a good post
Well, to be fair he does have a point. So i guess mermaids likely have a uterus. Not sure if aquatic animals like whales and dolphins have periods, but if they do then i’d think a scientifically correct mermaid would have too.
Lol as if I’d wear a bra if I were a mermaid. Boobs float in the water, it’s part of what makes swimming great. Fuck clam bras, my girls are going FREE!
My mermaid titties the moment I hit the water:
We do mostly move in two dimensions - our third dimensional movement is usually limited to just a few feet, compared to practically unlimited 2D movement along the ground.
Get a load of this pleb that never ascended to the second floor.
*breathe
Who let the flatlanders on tumblr?
Just a question in Greek mythologie, what we call mermaids are also bird people like harpies right?
There will be no hesitation
There will be no confrontation
There will be no indication
There will be no applause
There will be no exultation
There will be no justification
There will be no way at all