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Tumblr post: "America's worst nightmare? Califournia - Fourida." Picture of America with four Californias and four Floridas. Reply: "I do not appreciate America with udders" Reply: "Please don't ever say that again"
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They're not showing the whole picture, which in this case would be Arachnimerica

Funny, I thought of it as geological carcinization.


araneus americanus



I like how the words on califournia make it look like it's being shaken up and down.

You'd think it would be used to that by now

It’s why my mother in law never visits. I am externally grateful for earthquakes




Well, America's already proven it doesn't need udders to be milked dry by the rich. 😋


If you have both, America becomes a big spider. I think that's preferable to America with udders or quad-dick.


RFK's worst nightmare? Flourida

But a baker's dream

Do bakers dream of American Udders?

I don't kink shame





More like Califivenia. The original's still there.


Well assuming economic output matched the state being duplicated, California would be the much preferred outcome.

And population as well. More than one third of all people in america would live in a california which would do pretty good things on elections for example.



It's not nightmare. It's called carcinisation and it's natural.


I heard that country had like, 40 god damned dicks.

Only 40? Really?




Spiderica is everyone's worst nightmare. Could a meteorologist draw me up what the weather patterns might look like?


Imagine the storm systems that landform would induce.


Gulf of Ameriquarter?


i'm seeing double; four dicks


Hmm, yes! Titillating


Udders is a much more sfw version of what those are - that's M'urika with (up to) eight dicks!



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