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I'm in!

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43340233

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Times have changed - except for liberal gun owners

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/33197268

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Goodnight mum *shakes hand*

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CanvRule

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Canvas 2026, the number "196" below the UK flag. The number 1 is pink, the number 9 is rosa, the number six is purple. It is in an angled up way.
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What it's like to be in your forties

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USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸

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Feel the beat

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From the original Leisure Suit Larry age verification quiz (1987)

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How do you feel?

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"Hello, this is Craig how can I help today?"

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End MGM

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oh my GOD rule

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I think this image sold me on the idea of getting bangs holy shit

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Tired?

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Some memes transcend the language barrier

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A parakeet dead from the high temperatures… :(

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Just everywhere

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Everywhere

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Spider distribution.

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There's a bear in a forest, looking at a spider on a tree stump that it's trapped under a glass. The bear slides a piece of paper under the glass and carries the spider out of the woods. The duo cross train tracks, enter suburbia, and select a house. The view point of the comic changes, you're inside and within your line of sight is both the front door and the back of your partners head. The door opens and the bear releases the spider into your house, briefly makes eye contact and leaves, with the door clicking shut behind them and the spider scuttling towards you. It's probably funnier if you can see it but I tried my best.
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sweaty rules

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No surprise here

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Rapist and sex trafficker Andrew Tate and his rapey brother Tristan

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I'm not big on celebrating birthdays, but my friend Clint is So I got him a birthday cake

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The pinnacle of Commonwealth culture. The trifecta of kids entertainment. 🇨🇦🇦🇺🇬🇧

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By all means do

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Klingon food for the soul

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Noble Peace Rule

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The Nobel Peace Price medal weighs 196 grams.
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Alternative medicine

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The only reason I keep Facebook is for unhinged stuff like this

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A true mystery

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It's always such rule 🔥🔥🔥

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February 14, 1986: Bill Watterson coins *insensitive clod*

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4-panel black-and-white Calvin and Hobbes comic. Panel 1, Susie (out of frame) says "CALVIN, YOU BALONEY BRAIN!". Panel 2, Susie says "YOU SENT ME A HATE-MAIL VALENTINE, AND A CRUMMY BUNCH OF DEAD FLOWERS!". Panel 3, Susie throws a snowball at Calvin (POW!) and says "SO HERE'S A VALENTINE FOR YOU, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!". Panel 4, Susie walks away with thought bubble saying "A VALENTINE AND FLOWERS! HE LIKES ME!" while Calvin lies in the snow thinking "SHE NOTICED! SHE LIKES ME!"

According to Urban Dictionary (among other sources), the phrase insensitive clod - later a popular retort on Slashdot - originated in this Calvin and Hobbes comic published on February 14, 1986.

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rule

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There aren't two wolves, there is only Jimothy

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When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean supertitles a picture of a short-spined raccoon
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Why does Admiral Paris have a picture of Nick Locarno instead of his own son? Is he stupid?

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H O N K

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Cyberpunk 2026

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49634985

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A box of buttholes

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Source:

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This is every Saturday for me

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literally 1984 rule

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So much for the lawsuit

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Not to be confused with flat-out bastard

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GitHub counts as a microblog, right?

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Link to issue

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And then never using consumables, because what if you need them later?

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That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

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Just as Nolan intended

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Cyberpunk 2026

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During an MLS match between St. Louis City and Sporting Kansas City, a fan makes a tempting offer to the ref during a VAR check

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cleaning rule

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CLEANING TIP - When cleaning windows or other glass products, you can apply orange juice to particularly grimy spots. This does not work however.
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Crulety

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Screenshot from a Kurtis Connor video "Deep" Content That isn’t Deep At All

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They all have it

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**Reading All-Star**

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Is that all?

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This can't go on, Geordi.

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Free kittens

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2010 or older

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"Back in *my* day..."

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Society desperately needs whale songs

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Hand it over man

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woke left rule

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It actually isn't

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Get Ready 👀

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"Yeah I use Ubuntu for privacy reasons"

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also this insane hiring process

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You feel like you are being watched

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The price of petrol is going up again here

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Mr. Cobblepot would like to have a word with you

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ich🎖️👶iel

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Serving suggestion

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utomjordingdansen

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Electrical Engineering Rule

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GLM/Kimi effect

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No. 67: Taylor Farms Sh*t Salad

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ich🧑‍⚕️⛔🖕iel

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Screenshot einer ergebnislosen Umkreissuche nach Fachärzten in einem 10 km Radius mit der Beschreibung "PdS: du suchst einen Facharzttermin aber bist nicht privatversichert."

Gerade erst gelernt, dass die 116 117 eine Website zur Terminsuche hat. Meine Hausärztin hat mir in weiser Voraussicht einen Vermittlungscode zur Überweisung (und den Hinweis auf die Website) gegeben, sowohl in dem Wissen um meine Abneigung gegenüber Anrufen als auch um das ganze zu beschleunigen.

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Poor "Backup Doctor" lady

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SBA #183 investmentposting

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Just another relaxing and casual restaurant dinner

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Puns that aren't very funny at all

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What did Linus Torvalds say after he completed work on the first Linux kernel?

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ich🍅iel

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Habe mal ein paar der Einträge der Sektion “Kontroversen” aus seiner Wikipedia Seite kreativ angeordnet.

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ich🫥iel

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Kiss and show and tell

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And in what am I wrong?

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ich🥸📰🗿iel

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Das Logo des Postillons mit der Überschrift "Entweder du stirbat als Satiremagazin" und der Unterschrift "Oder lebst lange genug um mitzuerleben, wie du ein seriöses Nachrichtenportal wirst".
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No. 67: Taylor Farms Sh*t Salad

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oughupuhg

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Hugging rule

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Me in a dream when I think of something interesting

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It really likes this phrase

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Can't control

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Sorry to burst your bubble

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Need to lose 15lbs in less than a week? I got you.

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War, what is it good for?

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Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: “Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival”.

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Cheezy Meme

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The world is on firule

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Looks like SpaceX are the Taco Bell lettuce

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My kinda poetry

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Someone should really develop this idea

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rats

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help

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Posting everyday until my brother takes a shower day 355

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If the Minions were in Germany from 1933 to 1945....

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aliendansen

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Very annoying

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Not a problem as long as it's not their problem

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Did someone try to upload a virus to our milk?

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Bees!

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Pot

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